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Goldiglocks

A blond gun expert, who hates everyone and would kill to get the cops off his ass. He swears a lot, and if you question his expertise he shall reply with some gold plated bullets and throw a slur at you in his heavy american accent.

Although this isn't always the case he also knows his way around knives and nuclear missiles.
Person 1: See goldiglocks over there?
Person 2: Yeah, but keep it down, he's got a gun at his hip!
Goldiglocks by TheSchmer September 29, 2020

Golden dog 

Very shiny
Golden dog by SENIR MAN GUYY October 4, 2020

Golden Shower 

Getting urinated on in a sexual manner.
boy: Yo I gave Tahlia a golden shower last night, she loves them!
Golden Shower by naughtybo1 October 6, 2020

goldenmorn 

Goldenmorn a trustworthy person, best girlfriend always sticking with her friends. She has vibes, but do not vex her, you will not see the end, she is loving, beautiful, she love the cereal too. All she needs is care, love attention ps(she is an attention seeker). She gives not expecting anything, she is playful yet beautiful, sometimes confusing and annoying, when you vex her buy goldenmorn she will forgive. She dresses somehow and she is hot af like af. And all her friends are ballers (search for the meaning). Plus she gives good advice, if you need someone to hug she is always for you.
I want goldenmorn to be my girlfriend

Goldenmorn gives the best advice
goldenmorn by Goldenmorn October 8, 2020

goldenbils 

eva ceo of hating on xanny and having no taste she also only has blue billie eilish pfps and will constantly replay your snaps
‘ goldenbils blocked you
goldenbils by alewife October 11, 2020

goldenfolklore1

goldenfolklore1 is the best ot5s and larry drag account on stan twitter. she rarely gets hit tweets but always spills facts. she stans taylor, harry selena ariana and zayn and clearly has immaculate taste. always keeps asking for payola and is the best member of taylucifernation.
“who's that account who won the harries choice award for smartest harrie and was the runner up for best at dragging ot5s and larries?”
“oh that's goldenfolklore1 she's a legend”
goldenfolklore1 by chile anyways October 11, 2020