Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Phone is in the fridge

When you’re friend is MIA and won’t text the group back.

Friend 1: hey has Brett texted you back lately?
Friend 2: no, I think his phone is in the fridge

by Fuhfuh June 29, 2018

Pie in the fridge

Slang for a woman having an egg on hold for invitro fertilization

If she’s got a pie in the fridge then you know she’s open for business

by Titan551 July 10, 2018

Dead Meme Friday

A Special Occasion Held Every December 7 Where We Commemerate The Day Of Dead Memes Being Created

Every Dead Meme Friday We Pay Honor To Tide Pods And Other Dead Memes Too.

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 6, 2018

Dead Meme Friday

A Special Occasion Held Every First Friday Of December Where We Commemerate And Pay Honor To The Dead Memes That We’re Created

At Dead Meme Friday We Pay Honor To Ugandan Knuckles,Tide Pods And Other Memes That Where Dead

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 6, 2018

side chick friday

The day after Valentine's Day. When all the Valentine's candy, teddy bears, cards goes on clearance sale and you get your side chick something on that day..

Man: I got my girl something on Valentine's day, time to get my side chick something on side chick Friday

by Mrjake2u February 15, 2019

Black boy friday

We celebrating black boy friday !!!!! Sexy black boys !!!!

yo u celebrating black boy friday?
Yes I am

by cookinsumchicken June 5, 2019