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everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
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Swamp Donkey

Something of great value or importance. Can also be an act of greatness.
Hey JJ, that was an unbelievable swamp donkey you just hit.
by oXMike OxlongXo April 14, 2024
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Shit donkey bitch

A bitch who goes up and down sidewalks licking shit up and taking it off of her tongue, shoves it up her ass shits it out and eats it up
by Cunt licking shit fuck September 17, 2017
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Swamp donkey

The ugliest, most disgusting idea of a human trash person
by Luxe44 September 4, 2022
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studying donkey

A person who studies a lot, and he gets straight As in tests or exams, but he has no idea what the hell is he doing! A 21st century typical student who only focuses on grades or degrees, and he cares little to zero about the material he is learning, or the outcome of his studies in terms of knowledge and real life applications. Someone who is in school with the main focus of making more money or following the crowd and listening to what others told him, so he tries to do well just to embarrass them. The good student with no qualifications who sums up our educational systems today.
This engineer I work with must have been a studying donkey! He has a PHD, but he cannot answer a single question I ask him at my job.
by Zizou1990 March 9, 2024
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Donkey Squasage

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
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beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.
Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.
by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022
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