Afro Dance

Sex in which one or both parties have excessively hairy genitalia.

anthony: yeah... so when i started to do the afro dance with her, she's all... 'oooo ouch... slow down'

by mcvader March 31, 2009

Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.

A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."

by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008

Driveway Dance

The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.

Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.

by Garage Dweller April 28, 2009

jacket dance

dance someone does when trying to put on their jacket and have one of the arms on but cant grab other one.

i was in such a rush this morning i did a jacket dance for 30 seconds

by ghbstntbnt June 24, 2009

Poopy Dance

A semi-crouch and hip swirling motion, usually performed to music.

Dave: Wow, look at that lady she's doing the Poopy Dance

dance poop poo

by funny guy123 February 5, 2010

River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 1, 2010

Birthday Dance

A naturally occurring phenomenon on Facebook Walls that happens every Wednesday for an indefinite amount of time. The origin of Birthday Dance is not yet known however scientists are striving to discover it's origins using the Large Hadron-Collider; the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator located under the French-Swiss border.

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Carly: STOP...
March 17 at 6:15pm ·

Mark: Birthday Dance
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Carly: i dont get it?
March 10 at 8:34pm
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by Dank Sauce April 7, 2010