apple

it’s an apple you prick why u lookin it up

1. This apple is so juicy
2.This apple is so round

by sexymotherfucker June 1, 2020

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Get the applemug.

Apple pussy

You are a leader at the Apple company, and you make it bend to public peer pressure

Why do you care so much about degenerate tech nerds apple pussy?

by Matthew;25743 December 13, 2022

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Get the Apple pussymug.

apple

A common, round fruit produced by the tree Malus Domestica, cultivated in temperate climates. from 9th c.

A tree growing such fruit, of the genus Malus; the apple tree.

by Tika Wappa December 25, 2021

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Get the applemug.

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 3, 2022

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