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buttering my nuggets

making a living on the farm by spreading nutella on you nuggets which is also known as bread or toast
taking nuteela and spreading it on a piece of burnt bread. its sometimes more delicious if the bread is on fire
earning money by buttering my nuggets
by cheerleader96 July 24, 2011
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Hot Buttered Soul

Can you play some Hot Buttered Soul please? None of that northern soul shite!
by hotbutteredsoul June 21, 2010
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butter my ass

N.; a usu. negative or pejorative action. Used in several contexts, and in speech is usually used in verbial form, "Don't butter my ass!", "Quit buttering my ass!", "I'm not buttering your ass!", "He's buttering her ass.", and so forth.

The origin of the term "buttering of the ass" is not known, but over time has developed three distinct meanings, with decreasing prevalence:

1) excessive kissassery or sucking up, usu. as a way to gain some sort of special favor or attention

2) egregious bullshit and/or obvious lies

3) fucking with or screwing with
1) "I love you so much, babe; you're the most beautiful woman in the world." "We've been dating for two days; don't butter my ass." ; 2) "Did you know that the term "roofie" comes from the Iroquois word meaning "to sleep"?" "I'm a linguist and that is such bullshit, so don't butter my ass." ; 3) "I'm obviously better at bocce than you, you fucking idiot!" "Alright Andrew, it's a friendly game; there's no need to butter my ass."
by Lax1334 November 23, 2011
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Butter Troll

Everyone has one: it's the one hook-up, one night stand, awkward, ugly or otherwise embarassing person that you had sex with. It should be especially embarassing, to the point where you don't mention or try to forget it and would embarass the hell out of you if your friends found out. Don't worry, everybody has one.
My butter troll: a mexican beer model party girl with fake knockers.
by 15968190 June 25, 2010
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amish butter-churner

When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.
"Dude, last night my chick was hungry, so I gave her an Amish Butter-Churner!"
by Kam!kaze February 12, 2007
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Peanut Butter Sexytime

You make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on wonderbread. Then, you stick it in the girls vagina and proceed to haved sex through the sandwich into her vagina. After cuming in both her vagina and sandwich, you make her eat the sandwich.
________ loves to peanut butter sexytime for lunch.
by Shamoo McDuffie August 15, 2010
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Amish Butt Butter

1. For extreme Amish- pouring milk into a female's ass then fucking the ass with a corn cob until butter is formed 2. For the liberal Amish- putting milk in a female's ass then pounding that shit until you churn out some good 'ole Amish Butt Butter.
After pouring milk into Catherine's anus, Jedediah churned some Amish Butt Butter last night while butt fucking her.
by Bhaggard December 18, 2008
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