suck my dick obama

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.

You can suck my dick obama!

by E-Z Steve November 7, 2013

it aint gonna suck itself

quit bullshittin and give me a blowjob

Frosty and Dianna are laying in bed naked. Frosty looks over and tells Dianna "hey it aint gonna suck itself".

by MytyMohr April 29, 2008

Suck my dick, or cock

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."

The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!

by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011

damn this place sucks balls

Expression used to state dissatisfication with your current location.

See also: Riverside

by cmkrcs1 October 12, 2004

black belt in sucking dick

Girl that wears a choker.

*sees a girl wearing a choker*

"She has a black belt in sucking dick"

by Deebo305 March 21, 2017

Sucking your own cock

Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.

Welp, imma suck my own cock now.

Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.

Why are you sucking your own cock?

by BOIIIIIbig July 20, 2020

Suck my left nut

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 12, 2021