Peter Syndrome

Gets angry, annoyed, frustrated easily. Likes full control of a situation.
Short outbursts of energy, often involves spartering.

He's got a case of Peter Syndrome going off

by rhodzy January 31, 2018

Raynard's Syndrome

An advanced sickness that easily spreads from one another (different gender is possible). Many people thinks that this syndrome is absolutely dangerous and infectious like plague to the point in which people wants to kill these people with them (for real)

The RAYNARD'S SYNDROME is a dangerous syndrome that could be hereditary or infected by people in surroundings

by Matthewilsonthedumbass789 March 19, 2017

Oliver Syndrome

The person thinks that everything he does is spectacular. This mental illness also comes with a lack of showering and the inability to understand when his friends are saying a joke. The positivity of this illness is that the person instantly becomes platinum in Apex Legends.

-Have you met that guy in the library?
-Yeah, he stinks like a can of surströmming.
-Yeah... he must have Oliver Syndrome.

by sandwichenjoyer March 9, 2022

Ooshleb Syndrome

The utter disbelief faced by your friend's; bulbous, enormous, gigantic, massive, disgustingly oversized head.
Your friend's head is so large that its questionable that he belongs to the human race!
It tends to ooze a strange extra-terrestrial liquid out from a few pores in their head and smells like a dogs asshole has been melted with some cheese in a 40 year old microwave, a phenomenon called the stench of Julie.
Overall their head is far too large for their own good and effects their every day life. For example when they play football they tend to sway around due to the weight of the head causing them to play worse than Bruno Fernandes when he isn't taking a penalty (I know doesn't sound possible)
Their is no known cure of Ooshleb Syndrome, if effects one known person to this day.

Bob - *Exists*
Khai - "FUCKING HELL, the size of your head is ridiculous!"
Bob - *Shits himself in the shower*
Khai - "Must have Ooshleb Syndrome"

by Hobly May 9, 2021

Gorgeous Syndrome

Increasing numbers of ladies in this world, in the gorgeous category, have the frustration of human maleso consistently getting so excited when they attempt to make love to the gorgeous girl......they consistently pre-ejaculate ........... leaving the most Gorgeous of young ladies perpetually insatiated.....hence, "The Gorgeous Syndrome"......It’s rise to a pandemic is inversely related to the 1% per year reduction of male Testosterone since WWII in Western men, American Men in particular. It is actually a pandemic far worse than COVID-19....It just kills Gorgeous Girls Far....More....Slowly! Fellow reviewers, the Gorgeous Syndrome is a “REAL CONDITION”, discovered by this author in private health care practice……PLEASE, in the public interest, do not let YOUR EGO preclude the publishing thereof. Thank You…..and……all the girls with "The Gorgeous Syndrome" Thank YOU!

Gorgeous Girl I: Whys are so sad, Andrea?
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.

by MadDrJeckel August 7, 2020

Stormtrooper Syndrome

A syndrome that’s identified with the symptoms of poor aim with a weapon (usually a gun), poor situational awareness, borderline useless tactics (such as not staying discreet), and 20/100+ vision (poor vision).

Basically the list of symptoms Stormtroopers suffer from Star Wars and is usually used to describe someone in a video game or in Laser tag.

This kid is so bad at Laser tag that he must be suffering from Stormtrooper Syndrome.

by Person #37878678 December 9, 2022

Escanor Syndrome

it’s when you feel so superior to someone or multiple people that you can’t feel hatred towards them no matter what you do because you seem like a god compared to them in your head

balls: Dude your gf’s boy best friend is like ruining your chances with her

joe :haha it’s fine he is merely a bug in the path of me

balls: you got escanor syndrome jeez

by mut mode June 27, 2021