national cock sucking day

on the 9th of September is the national cock sucking day.
GIVE THAT BOY SOME HEAD BITCH (national cock sucking day)
by catfishhhhh August 21, 2008
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suck my dick obama

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.
You can suck my dick obama!
by E-Z Steve November 07, 2013
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it aint gonna suck itself

quit bullshittin and give me a blowjob
Frosty and Dianna are laying in bed naked. Frosty looks over and tells Dianna "hey it aint gonna suck itself".
by MytyMohr April 29, 2008
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Suck my dick, or cock

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."
The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!
by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011
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damn this place sucks balls

Expression used to state dissatisfication with your current location.
See also: Riverside
by cmkrcs1 October 13, 2004
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black belt in sucking dick

Girl that wears a choker.
*sees a girl wearing a choker*

"She has a black belt in sucking dick"
by Deebo305 March 21, 2017
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Sucking your own cock

Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
Welp, imma suck my own cock now.

Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.

Why are you sucking your own cock?
by BOIIIIIbig July 21, 2020
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