Paul

Paul is a very cool and attractive person. He always make you laugh, and come along with almost every girl. You can think he’s flirting with them, but he’s only a very good friend! He is good in many sports, especially football. He can almost every sort of trick and dribble and will always be on your side.

If you have him, never let him go, you’ll never find someone like him!
Person 1: hey did you see Paul’s new cool football trick?
Person 2: yeah, it’s so cool! I wish I was like him!
by KukenIRumpe November 04, 2019
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Paul is a lazy, blob of hamburger helper that throws insults out to ease the pain of oncoming heart disease.
Person 1:that guy is really fat, what do I call him

Person 2: call him paul
by Gage Cormier June 18, 2022
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Paul (pronounced /pɔ l/) is a well-liked and charismatic male with large genitalia.

Paul likes long walks on the beach and late nights at the strip club!

Paul has a way with words, and girls flock to Paul because of his irregularly large penis and well-trimmed pubic regions (including his butthole).

Paul walks into massage parlors, blasted on cocaine, and shouts "Ni hao ma!", thinking that he has found the secret password for a handjob.
Dude, did you hear about the orgy I had in my dads basement over the weekend?? I might as well change my name to Paul! Roflrofl
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When you’re a student and you know more than the teacher and the teacher still gives you a bad grade and gives you bad advice, especially on academic papers.
Person 1: Dude, I totally got Pauled on that last essay when he gave me a bad grade despite not knowing anything about this subject.
Person 2: Boris pulled a Paul during that test. That test Pauled us.
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When someone is being a real boomer
Person: Kids nowaday don't know anything
Other person: stop being a Paul
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Well you see Paul is a awesome guy who is a amazing pornstar and lays every chick in the world
Wow dude I want Paul to be inside me
by PaulDaBest November 06, 2017
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