ninja needles

Is a dope artist.

Man, my homie got a tattoo by Ninja Needles and it's the shit!

Ninja Needles, man.... He's gonna be remembered someday.

by ThatOneEntity September 1, 2016

ninja

a bad sexually transmitted disase.

I found out that whore I fucked had the ninja.

by itchybum7 July 8, 2011

Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

frosty ninja

A ninja covered in sperm.

You're such a frosty ninja!

by InternetRulesMatter July 4, 2016

Ninja

an asian that defies logic and is greater than God herself.

Wow, that ninja knows all!

by Smokebombfanatic October 15, 2010

Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.

John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!

by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012