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mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011
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Eat your mouth

Wanting to kiss someone passionately
Ed whispered to Marcus as he held him tightly i want to eat your mouth
by RedEd1917 January 2, 2023
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feet mouth

a betrayer to us all, changed his name to *starts choking*
"feet mouth"

"KYS!!!!!!!"
by mrmrpizza June 8, 2022
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raspberry mouth

yo after eating lisa i got a raspberry mouth
by nlffumbxfh February 25, 2017
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porn mouth

a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
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Mouth Karate

To French kiss in an agressive, almost competitive manner.
Rebecca and I played some mouth karate after we got home last night.
by The Bonglord June 3, 2018
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Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.
This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021
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