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Team Mill Job

An act of sexual masochism in which an individual achieves sexual gratification by being tied down and 'milled' by a group of 3 or more sexual sadists. Team mill jobs are illegal in 48 US states, due in large part to a rise in death rates from asphyxiation and rectal trauma. deaths,

A typical Team Mill Job begins when the subject is secured (usually to a table or workbench) and the 'Millwrights' simulate the act or process of grinding, cutting, pressing, or crushing in a mill, and ends when the 'Foreman' gives his sign of work completion. Usually by ejaculating onto or into the face of the subject, but varies depending on the foreman.

The price of Team Mill Job varies widely by location, economic climate and number of millwrights, but usually starts at around $500US.
Soliciting a Team mill job:

"Do you have a mill?"
"Yes"
"How big is your team?"
"How big is the job?"
"At least four or five man hours"
"I charge 250 bucks a man-hour"
"Is your work shop open?"
Team Mill Job by Pondo Sinatra December 1, 2011
Related Words
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Hungarian Nose Job 

When receiving a blow job, the suckee cums hard in the back of the suckers throat resulting in projectile semen coming out of the nose.
I thought I did a farmers blow when I was sucking his dick, then I realized I had given my first Hungarian nose job.

guy fieri job 

When you're driving in a red convertible like guy fieri and you're getting a blow job.

Polite blow Job 

A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.
Mary: are you about to cum?

Dave: yes

Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)

Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me
Polite blow Job by Tpp222 November 18, 2017

Half-ass soap job 

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉
When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.
Half-ass soap job by sucker1 January 25, 2018

JDYDJ (Just Do Your Damn Job) 

Work in an place where everyone's getting into each others bizness?? Work in a place where guys be shruggin off there responsibilities onto others?

JDYDJ means just come in and do your shit and don't get in the way of me doin my shit.
Peace.
me: Dick says he didn't see the updates so he needed me to come in early. But he was lookin in the wrong place!
you: Shit man, well if he'd worry more about his work and less about micro-managing us...
me: he makes me wanna yell JDYDJ (Just Do Your Damn Job)!