To build a Polish Beach House, you'll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be Polish Beer).
You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.
There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.
If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.
You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.
There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.
If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.
LESTER: I've just chugged 6 beers and can't hold it in any longer and there's not a port-a-potty in sight!! What am I gonna do, Leebo?!
LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go
LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go
by BoredAtWork55 July 13, 2012
Get the Polish Beach Housemug. by Double double zig zag March 8, 2014
Get the House faggotmug. by never_wrong0_0 November 12, 2013
Get the Beach Housemug. by Spirit Bear February 18, 2009
Get the House Shoesmug. when a guy is taking a mean shit and a slut comes and busts the restroom door open and sucks him off
after i ate three orders of spicy ass jumbo sour cream and bean burrito, i got the runs so i took a shit and leslies slutty ass came in and pulled a shit-house-bitch.
by cody and gilbert May 31, 2007
Get the shit-house-bitchmug. A term your buddy will use to describe a hot chick. You know she may be hot, but there is just no way to ever get with her because she looks to much like a dude.
friend "hey check her out"
you "she built like a brick shit house"
friend "wow, she's hot"
you "yeah okay" to yourself "how well do I know this dude, weirdo"
you "she built like a brick shit house"
friend "wow, she's hot"
you "yeah okay" to yourself "how well do I know this dude, weirdo"
by jackiebauer May 8, 2008
Get the brick shit housemug. A crappy restaurant also known as IHOP, where it's breakfast all the time. The majority of customers are all fat drunk people, and the kitchen staff are all Hispanic teenagers that are so stoned that they can't even cook properly.
If ya don't care about puking later on, then this place is for you!
If ya don't care about puking later on, then this place is for you!
Mark was very hungry after his night of boozing so he went to International House of Pancakes. There his pancakes were served to him soggy and undercooked and his sausages charred black by the stoned 18 year old Mexican cook.
by Metalhead83 October 6, 2011
Get the International House of Pancakesmug.