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I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!
An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World

Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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I'm yo daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom
by godgody June 10, 2020
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I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.
Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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I'm fine

meaning your not really "fine" your actually hurting inside but don't want to burden anyone with your problems.
person: Hey are you okay? you've been acting different lately.

other person: "I'm fine."
by another victim of society August 7, 2022
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"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.
"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 26, 2023
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