I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d August 30, 2015

I'm McFuckin it

When you don’t give a fuck but in McDonald

Ur mom:*exists*
Ronald McDonald:I'm McFuckin it

by raybeez July 28, 2022

I'm Afraid of Losing my Channel

Literally every Destiny says in relationship to ME is a manifestation of THAT EXACT THOUGHT.

Hym "Because when I suceed ALL OF THE IMPOSTERS LOSE EVERYTHING. No more interviews with Jordan Peterson. No more sycophants hanging on your every word. No more authority on any topic. Gone. And the people stupid enough to side against me are gone with them. 'I'm AfRaId Of LoSiNg My ChAnNeL!' You are going to lose your freedom if I'm right about your wife. Which (based on your obsession with me) I am."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.

''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''

by JR2082 October 17, 2023

I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma on the wall

Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME!I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power

Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025

I'M FINE

The name of a song by an ACTUATIAL SONGWRITER BMI ALAWANA that is right A ON the money.

Who wouldn't be I'M FINE in KEY LARGO FLORIDA with lyric saying 'a girl on my left a girl on my right that is what is happening at this time ' , "I'M FINE".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 18, 2021

I'm never unblocking you 😢🙏

• someone who immediately relies on blocking in order to feel cool
• someone who needs to touch grass
• someone who blocks and cuts contact because they think theyre superior
funny emojies

1. Listen, I'm never unblocking you 😢🙏
2. I dont know, today the way my husband looked at me gave me "I'm never unblocking you 😢🙏" vibes
3. Want to fuel your ego? never unblock them 😢🙏

by ivanappreciator July 8, 2024