Full House Jinx

The occurrence of exactly 2 people saying the exact same thing at the same time, and 3 different people saying something different, but at the same time as the other 2, while in the presence of each other.

Then only can one person exclaim "Full House Jinx!" and render every participant of the Full House Jinx speechless until they receive an autograph from every actor within the main cast of Full House, the television show.

Derives from the Poker hand.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Jack: I have cancer.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Brad: I hate cancer.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Dave: I won the lottery!
{10:10:10 p.m.} Cecil: I won the lottery!
{10:10:10 p.m.} Tom: I won the lottery!
{10:10:11 p.m.} Skye: Full House Jinx!
by Bradley Giglio June 29, 2008
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Polish Beach House

To build a Polish Beach House, you'll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be Polish Beer).

You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.

There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.

If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.
LESTER: I've just chugged 6 beers and can't hold it in any longer and there's not a port-a-potty in sight!! What am I gonna do, Leebo?!

LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go
by BoredAtWork55 July 09, 2012
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House faggot

A person under the age of 20 that stays at home all day eating cream puffs and baking brownies
Joanna is a house faggot
Jordan is kinda a house faggot
by Double double zig zag February 28, 2014
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Beach House

Guy a: Where you headed tonight?

Guy b: I'm of to my Beach House (my lady friends)
by never_wrong0_0 November 12, 2013
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House Shoes

Rims that cost as much as a house.
Just thow'd some house shoes on the 'lack.
by Spirit Bear October 14, 2008
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shit-house-bitch

when a guy is taking a mean shit and a slut comes and busts the restroom door open and sucks him off
after i ate three orders of spicy ass jumbo sour cream and bean burrito, i got the runs so i took a shit and leslies slutty ass came in and pulled a shit-house-bitch.
by cody and gilbert May 15, 2007
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brick shit house

A term your buddy will use to describe a hot chick. You know she may be hot, but there is just no way to ever get with her because she looks to much like a dude.
friend "hey check her out"
you "she built like a brick shit house"
friend "wow, she's hot"
you "yeah okay" to yourself "how well do I know this dude, weirdo"
by jackiebauer May 08, 2008
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