Hot Carlos

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface like a counter or a table and fucking the hell out of your own crap. Not to be confused with the Hot Carl wich requires a female partner's boobs.

-Yo dude, you wanna come to the club and find some chicks?
-Nha dogg, I'm cool. Call me Hot Carlos but I'm gonna stay home and fuck my own shit.
-LOL dude, I'm gonna think about you when I'm doing a Hot Carl to a big breasted chick.

Hot Carlos by hotcarl4u October 1, 2007

Hot Squat

a hot & sticky dump usually leaving your anus chafed & burning. cause by tacobell and many other fastfood chains

I'm goning to go take a hot squat, DAMN YOU TACO BELL!

That hot squat chafed my anus.

Hot Squat by Curtis December 30, 2004

Hot Mamma 

Hot Momma A woman 35-45 years of age who finally decide to shape up, lifting weight and getting 6-pack abs so their teenage kid's friends will think they are hot, resulting in better popularity for their children and better morale for the mother who really wants teenage guys to think she's hotter than the teenage girls.

Let's hang out at his house because his mom's a hot mamma!

Hot Mamma by Karmck August 5, 2008

Hot Potato 

A game played by two naked primates where at least one of the players has to poop. The object of the game is for the players to press their anuses together, and force the poop into the opponent's anus. After a pre-determined amount of time, the person with an empty rectum is declared the winner of Hot Potato.

Did you see Billy and Suzie in last night's match of Hot Potato! She sure has one strong rectum!

Hot Potato by lumber_jack December 31, 2014

Hot Tamalie 

A very cute person; somebody who you think is sexy.

Hot Tamalie, look at bow wow

Hot Tamalie by Taylor November 24, 2003

hot fudge cake

This is where a man shits in his partner's ass, then proceeds to fuck the ass, using the shit as lubrication. The man then cums in the partner's ass. Then, the cum and shit is squeezed out and the man proceeds to eat this from the hole. The man then performs oral sex on his partner whilst spreading the cum/shit mixture all over his partner's genitals. After the partner's orgasm is reached, the man proceeds to kiss his partner.

Hey, did you want to have a hot fudge cake tonight?

No honey, I already had pie.

hot fudge cake by AnyonomousUser September 19, 2007

Hot Dana

when u see the hot brunette walkin the halls with no one to talk to.. the one thats like virgin everything

Aww.. Check out that foxy Hot Dana.

Hot Dana by meoowww February 9, 2005