Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018

The Hard-Shutdown

Sexual term/ sexual activity;
Hard-Shutdown: when a male is nearing the end of any type of stimulating sexual activity and doesn’t have a place to blow his load so instead clogs the penis hole stopping the cum from coming out

clutching Janes hips Henry realizes he didn’t have anything to clean up with leaving no where to drop his load, so right before he got off he immediately clogged his penis hole giving himself The Hard-Shutdown and stopping his semen from coming out!

by Dic-tasouras23 February 12, 2024

Chris Harding

The most generous

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!

by Yoffer June 8, 2024

Dapper Harding

Dapper Harding is the dog of Izzy Harding and adopted brother of Hope Harding. Dapper was born in the spring of 2017. Dapper is a Plott Hound.

1: Is Dapper Harding too good?
2: Yeah, Dapper is such a swag dog tbh.

by oscaroscar April 16, 2021

Chai Hard

An in-your-face hippy

That Chai Hard won't shut up about vipassana

by Connor VanV June 12, 2019

Hard Boiled Wind

Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.

You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.

"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."

by GuapAchmed August 23, 2023

right on hard on

To say right on with such enthusiasm that it could make one erect

John -hey, raymond I got that order finished and ready to go.

Raymond - right on hard on

by bdub1994 July 8, 2014