ditto dad

A father/dad of two or more people.

My sister and I look completely different but we have a ditto dad.

by Franzy72 January 7, 2025

ur dad

The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.

Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.

by Jefferious January 20, 2020

Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022

Dad

Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.

My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?

by the_coolest_bean February 4, 2020

No dad

Used to describe a person who is cringey.
Orgin-Some person on the internet thought people who are cringe prob don't have dads because their dad went to get milk as an excuse of leaving their child, and then it became a cult-I mean a popular internet thing.
This term usually used as a joke and not seriously. DO NOT call anyone irl fatherless because that might be offensive to some people. DO call Bellathewolf fatherless. Everyone's fine with that one :D

Bellathewolf has no dad.

by Shaomiaome September 16, 2024

dad

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

by mike hawks smol January 27, 2020

Dad

a person that black people don't have

White: Look my dad's here! where is yours?
Black: He's gone looking for milk.

by jiggaboo liggaboo October 18, 2022