Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024

Homicide Money

A large sum of money

He so rich he got that Homicide Money

by King Moneyysl November 30, 2018

Money

something I’ll never have .

how much MONEY do you have ?
wait , you have MONEY

by bananagurlisheretosavetheday July 30, 2021

shut up money

Money given, or taken, from any organization that wants to pretend they care. Instead, they just give you some money, then they never want to hear from you ever again.
This played out in the movie Shawshank Redemption, for library funds.

I told the Employment Officer that I received my yearly dividend cheque, but I called it “shut up money”. The officer did not even question me about where it came from, or what it was about.

by Li’l Wanderin’ Elf February 23, 2023

Money thicc

When your booty is extra thick from the phat wads of cash you got stuffed in there. Usually older women who play golf and drink wine.

“Your mom is money thicc bro.”

by Lemoni June 15, 2018

The money shop

A place where you go to borrow money, cash cheques or sell some gold. For people that work at the money shop this is where you go to atone for the sins of your forefathers.

see also hell purgatory punishment

Jim- Does jack seem different to you?

Lucy- Yh he got a job at the money shop and lost his soul

by eobard thawne June 9, 2018