A friend that nobody really likes. You don't know where he/she came from and they try to weasle their way into your group activities. Most of the time nobody wants to hang out with this person alone. Usually characterized by a unusual or weird incident at a key point in deciding friendship. This person sometimes has no soul and little personality.
"Johns so weird, where did he come from and why does he think hes our friend?"
"Yeah, it would be cool if he didnt pass out while we were all having a good time. Hes such a shadow friend."
"Yeah, it would be cool if he didnt pass out while we were all having a good time. Hes such a shadow friend."
by CreepsyJ July 15, 2006
Get the shadow friend mug.A member of the opposite sex who you are interested in and have been doing things with, but haven't made a move on. When introduced in public, you tend to say, "This is my um, friend ..."
by Stud April 11, 2005
Get the Um Friend mug.some one you feel bad for because they are picked on and have no freinds so you tell them your theyr freind even though you realy just feel bad for them.
after I told him i was his freind he wont leave me alone i realy hate him hes just my "pitty friend' that stalks me.
by theconfusedwombat December 2, 2011
Get the pitty friend mug.When a girl you like cries on your shoulder, but won't suck your dick. She usually goes through 10 guys a month.
John- So I hung out with Susan last night.
Bill- Damn she's hot. She suck your dick?
John- No! She fucking friend-zoned my ass.
Bill- Fuck that bitch!
Bill- Damn she's hot. She suck your dick?
John- No! She fucking friend-zoned my ass.
Bill- Fuck that bitch!
by Ahsjdjeo473892 December 18, 2015
Get the Friend-zoned mug.The act of systematically friending every friend of a friend to the point where the friends of your friend are so irritated that they defriend your friend. This usually requires more than one friend acting in concert to achieve actual de friend levels of irritation to the friends of your friend. This act of group friend bombing is known as atomic friend bombing. Proceed with caution when atomic friend bombing, you may cause a chain reaction and in turn have no friends.
Sweet! I have a new friend today... ahh wait... who the f** is this? Da**mit another friend bomb! I hate Mumford 2005!
by zimzam86 May 16, 2011
Get the Friend Bomb mug.A best friend is a true friend, a good friend, an amazing friend. Somebody that should always be there for you and that you should go to for advice. Somebody that tells you that you look like a hot mess honestly rather than lie to your face and say you look pretty. Someone that tells you all their secrets cuz they trust you not to go behind their back and tell the whole school their secret like a huge bitch. I'm Hannah Montana! Sshh..don't tell anyone. :)
My best friend Annie is fucking awesome!
My best friend Sally helped me out with some real serious shit last year.
My best friend Sally helped me out with some real serious shit last year.
by The Hit September 7, 2009
Get the best friend mug.The worst place in the world to be, and a place where every decent guy will find himself eventually. If you're a nice guy, as far as most girls are concerned you might as well be a gay guy, because both are considered undatable and un-fuckable.
Girl: You're such a great guy. Every time I got drunk and slept with my violent and abusive ex, you were always there for me.
Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.
Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.
Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.
Girl 2: Correct.
Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.
Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.
Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.
Girl 2: Correct.
by rtv0587 June 22, 2012
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