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Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after
by JOJO stir March 17, 2024
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Not too sick to do a slick back

when you are sick, but not too sick to do a slick back ponytail.
yeah, Julia was sick but not too sick to do a slick back.
by coolkid046 April 19, 2024
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i am sick :(

i hate life

i am sick

im at school
i have to do an englisg test
and i hav e done a physics test

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i prob failed it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i wanna go hooomee
i am sick :(

i wanna gooo hoooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 20, 2024
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When Gravity Calls In Sick

A two-part phrase followed by "You float into poor decisions", though the second part is not often stated.
"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"

"Well, when Gravity Calls In Sick..."
by Johnathan Greaves March 19, 2026
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On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025
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Off a sick one

Can be used in either a positive or negative context:

Depending on the temperament of the individual using it.

- Most commonly related to the phrase “on a sick one”

- “ off a sick one” means the person/object/or situation you are referring to is extra-ordinary. Or not the normal. Out of the baseline.
“Yo my uncle beat me, he is off a sick one today”

“My roommate bought a 30 rack he is off a sick one.”
by 10E03 October 21, 2025
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I’m sick

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025
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