by DolphDingler March 23, 2021
long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.
Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.
by Rhae Camdyn January 23, 2018
"D'you hear about Billy Joe and Charlene? They had a Perry County Sack Race all the way down the driveway to the trailer park!"
by BillyBobby1245 November 28, 2017
My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.
Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.
Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.
Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.
Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.
by jj6jj6jj6 February 20, 2012
A Slap Sack is a place where women keep their fond, sexual memories, so she can think about them while masterbating.
by Mazzy Scarlett December 19, 2023
by Lowkey.cat July 26, 2017
by Mackenzie Wetterstrom June 07, 2020