Moke off

Phrase: Used when one is too high to fully reply to a 'smoke off' challenge (see smoke off (n)). As their head remains on their shoulder, as they are too high to move, they will mumble 'moke off' so they are not called douche bags for turning down a smoke off.

Consider a typical stoner group of 7-8 people:

Stoner 1: "Pussies, I'm not even high! Smo smo smoke off!"
Said in tandem:
Stoner 2: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 3: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 4: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 5: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 6: "Smo smo smoke off"
Said after stoners 1-6 finish
Stoner 7: "Moke off"
Stoner 1: "Stoner 7 is definitely too high for a smoke off"

by JJ, Bmill, Cody, Josh, Chunk, Beans, Nick January 7, 2006

off the no bull

the same type of phrase as no bull but just a little more serious. Frequently used in D.C/ Maryland.

but off the no bull son she was ugly.

by iro May 6, 2006

Jack off

Look at porn and rub your dick because you cant actually get any real pussy.

Zach cant get sex so he went to "jack off"

by hambone_shs94 July 29, 2009

black off

A slight variation on 'back off'.

When one of your white friends misappropriates black culture/slang to the point of annoyance on your part, you have the option of telling them to 'black off'.

Your friend: "Yo whatup my doggy nizzle"

Your response: "Black off"

by Tommoyo December 30, 2007

beat-off

1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.

"That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"

by Crambrose E. Burnside November 13, 2006

Bore Off

a word used by unintelligent and simple people who are unable to come up with a witty response and so turn to this phrase instead

boy: keep your big nose out of my business

girl: you have a big nose not me

boy: then why are you having a nose job next month

girl:... BORE OFF

by LostGambit December 17, 2012

write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.

Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.

by Long Johnson July 29, 2005