Beef-Off 

This is the act of two beefy people competing in an activity. A beef-off is not capable to taking place if one or both of the people are not buff or beefy, if you will. These activities may be: leap frog, checkers, trivial pursuit, telephone, cavity searches, and so on and so forth. This word is not to be taken dirtily or odly. This word must be seriously taken, and if not, flaming pixies will fall out of the sky and stick there various apendages in the false users ear. Use wisely.

"Do you see those beefy people?" "Yeah, They are partaking in a beef-off. Dumby"

Beef-Off by sir spikes a lot November 6, 2011

Beef Strokin' Off

To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests.

"I made Sally a dish of Beef Strokin' Off for our one-year anniversary, which she claimed was too salty."

Beef Strokin' Off by Chief Vegas October 10, 2008

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree 

To have male homosexual tendencies

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

Beef Stroke It Off

The gentle art of onanism.
ie wank

No, i cant come out tonight, im having beef stroke it session.

Beef Stroke It Off by Anonymous December 28, 2004

cut off the beef 

..to get some serious pussy.

For example "last night that hottie gave me a cut off the beef."
OR
Girl, when are you going to give me a cut off the beef?

cut off the beef by T. Mann July 11, 2006

Beefoff 

Every year SLU has a tradition where Spider-Man eats copious amounts of Taco Bell in the dolphin pond. But in 2025, a mix up occurred when Spider-man confused taco beef with a student who is named Beef

Are you going to the beefoff?

Beefoff by SLU_Slang May 5, 2025