30th may

the day the best little sister was born <3

my sister is a 30th may sister

by stark08 April 3, 2022

Emmie-may

This girl has really pretty eyes but I can’t never see what’s behind there, she’s also really annoying and doesn’t appreciate facts about Charlie and the chocolate factory or shitty Facebook market place facts but at the end of the day that’s okay because I’m conclusion she’s a faggot I bet you were excited to see what I wrote and now is disappointed

Emmie-may wants drink Cause she’s bored

by Secret faggot number 2 November 21, 2021

May

A person often female who has a striking resemblance to Edna from the incredible. She is chronically online and has become delusional, this delusion has led to her thinking that Roblox is better than Minecraft. May is truly a horrible person.

“Who’s that playing Roblox in the back of class?”
“Oh that just May”

by I am that awesome guy December 21, 2023

May 3rd

National Blawg day. Have intimate relations with your best Blawg

“Yo it’s May 3rd, blawg day” “really? Looks like I gotta go make out with blawg”

by Therealalphamale666 May 2, 2024

May 26

The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.

Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."

Tyler, "Today is May 26."

Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."

by Jack267 April 11, 2020

Eliza-May

Eliza-May is a wonderful and a beautiful girl and she will always make you jealous because of her beauty and she always shows kindness but she can be a bit evil at times but she really is a heart melter

Aww I love Eliza-May

by POO ON JEFF June 3, 2021

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019