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jesus frioles

an expression to something out of the ordinary happening, such as something joyfull, sad, or just unexpected.
Imagine you just got your math test back and its a 16. the proper response would be " Jesus frioles!! i got a 16!"
by Erin August 15, 2006
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fluff your jesus

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.
"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

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by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003
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Doo Doo Jesus

something you say when shit goes fuck
"I just dropped my iPhone. Doo doo Jesus."
by kriss kross February 29, 2008
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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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In Jesus name no more cap

‘To swear on Jesus’ name for no more lying.’

Kanye has created arguably the best tweet of all time.
by applestrawberry21 July 22, 2020
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Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon

An expression of surprise at an object. First used by Scooter in the video game Borderlands at the size of the new Monster vehicle.
"Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER!" -Scooter
by ThomNoland April 21, 2010
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Kung Fu Action Jesus

A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.

The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.
Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!
by spacekc929 June 29, 2011
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