David

Lowkey acoustic and restarted

"Yo, you know David?"

"Yeah, he's the guy in special education."

by successful_wing January 18, 2024

David

David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!

Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?

Her: why are you a David?

by Sadboyka August 1, 2021

David Gower

Steer clear of this fella

"ew is that David Gower?"

by Mr mundane cheese August 1, 2022

David Caldwell

One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!

Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?

by 999merie March 8, 2021

david and vivian

Two buttheads with chemistry

David and Vivian are do weird together

by Sgt. Duclbutter January 30, 2017

David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.

I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.

by Kajaway January 24, 2025

David

An alternative for "Cirb"
David means to ragebait.

My love language is to david my friend group.

by gugir April 24, 2025