Dad

Dad:twat
Who’s ur dad???
Me:a twat
by Poppy 😘 December 6, 2020
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Dad

A man who has impregnated your mother and made you, he pays the bills, takes care of what a man does for his family and spends time with his children. Dad is hard-working, head-strong caring and protective of his family.
Son: Hey dad can we go to the park?
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!
by Theblessing July 22, 2020
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dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.
Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
by Snek_ June 12, 2021
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Dad

The person who has been with you your whole life..... oh wait.
MOM!!! THAT'S WHY DAD LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AK47Eugene February 1, 2017
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Dad

A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?
by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019
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dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.
Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.
by Dad-inator May 15, 2019
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Dad

a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .
Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!
by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020
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