When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018
Get the cream cheese surprisemug. The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.
Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."
by essemg April 29, 2019
Get the Ice Cream Cockmug. My boyfriend gave me a ice cream cocktail. He fucked me and came in my ass. I farted the cum on his face and licked it off
by IgetBlumpkinsBitch November 11, 2021
Get the Ice cream cocktailmug. One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…
by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021
Get the ice creammug. Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023
Get the Split cream donutmug. Is when you make a girl cum While ur smashing her In her kitty and shitting on ur dick at the same time
by PapiJunglez April 20, 2020
Get the Brown cream piemug. When you creampie a girl and another guy fucks the cream-pied pussy, essentially "whipping the cream".
"I heard that guy Awab whipped her cream"
"No way I heard Abdul and Hamzah did it together too"
"She got whipped cream you know"
"No way I heard Abdul and Hamzah did it together too"
"She got whipped cream you know"
by had1 August 2, 2021
Get the Whipped Creammug.