Ethan

He defeated Sonic once and talks about girls all the time

Me:Hey ethan stop talking about sonic
SmellyBOI:he dated Amy and Cream

by MetalSonicxAmy December 23, 2022

Ethan

Every person named Ethan is the biggest pussy in the world.

“Dude I just bruised my elbow 😢” said Ethan
“Shut up you little bitch” jay

by Jackkddoff June 2, 2019

Ethan

he twerks in front of a camera

Ethan: oh hey wanna see me twerk?

jekin: sure why not

ethan: *twerks*

jenkin: oh no stop

ethan: no haha

by Idonthavearealuser November 20, 2020

ethan

he is a giga chad and is a god among all. he gets all women. an Ethan's mind is beyond understanding.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.

ethan is creamy. ethan is god

by etong god master69696969 March 22, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the hottest, most adorable person you will ever meet. He is funny, kind and cares about all of his friends. He looks harmless but will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his friends or family. He loves sports and lives on a farm.

Person 1: Ethan just asked me out!
Person 2: omg your soo lucky

by weird1234 October 24, 2019

Ethan

The type of white boy with the huge dong.

Person 1: Why does that guy have a bottle in his pocket?
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .

by I poop a poop November 21, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the type of guy to be blasian, like pidgeons sexually, and talks to little boys he also is starting a prolific rap career as UncWedlock and has been seen going "Unc mode"

Ethan likes boys

by anonymous April 28, 2024