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Ninja

I would love to be a ninja.

Naruto has ninja’s
by Dead_Rose42 August 2, 2021
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Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014
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arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist
josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja
by chrismotionless November 24, 2022
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Ninja Duck

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.
by #1id10t April 13, 2020
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ninja

Ninja is a complete idiot and is addicted to his games.
Do NOT subscribe to him or follow him at all costs
You will be bombarded with meaningless fortnite streams
Dude ninja is such a moron, don’t do anything with him
by The Dissnosaur December 1, 2018
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Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling
Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.
by Floppy jack October 21, 2011
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Ninja

Definitely the master of flossing and not a Japanese elite mercenary
"Look! that ninja is flossing! He must be so cool!" - a quote by a 10 year old
by Hash00 February 15, 2021
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