Michigan U-Turn

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

by kaji2k March 1, 2025

hugs4.u

a swag parson

Person1:hey whos ur fav tiktoker?

cool person:hugs4.u

by Lemon0boi May 20, 2022

re-dick-u-licious

The taste of a womans genitals after she has been cream pied by another man earlier in the day.

I went down on my girl and i know shes cheating, that pussy tasted re-dick-u-licious.

by DrFeelgoodRx November 29, 2011

No U

A comeback in case of the worst of the worst insults

Jeff: Tyrone stop leaving the kids
Tyrone: STFU ur mom gay lol
Jeff: No u
Tyrone: has a aneurysm and gets raped by 20 black Colonel Sanders
Sanders: Butthole Licking Good

by FascistPup May 7, 2018

no u.

since the beggining of time, before the dinasours, creatures have looked for the most spectacular comeback to end all known

anti-logical statements roasts, and no one ever found a better dark horrifying comeback than no u.

Larry: ur mom gay.
Jim: no u.
Larry: *runs to swedish and changes his identity*

by iloveshrek2 June 8, 2018

no u

fuck off

Joe:hi
Person: no u
Joe: "dies"

by da real no u April 22, 2019

No u

The go-to arguments for retarded orphans online who can't come up with anything, usually because they are in a losing argument in which both parties are under the impression they are winning and have started spewing out insults instead of arguing.

Person A:"1+1 is 2 you retard how many fucking times do I have to tell you this."
6 year old autistic kid in a vegetative state:"No u"

by Billie Eilish bad December 8, 2020