Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

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Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.

Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

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surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

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Potato

A member of the Irish Republican Army (IRA).

"Oi, mate, don't get in that car. There're potatoes around these parts."

by DeusVult Infidels December 16, 2020

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Potato Poop

An Potatoes Booty.

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

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When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

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