Skip to main content

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.
"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."
by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.
Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022
mugGet the Ionized potatomug.

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."
by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019
mugGet the surprise potatomug.

Potato

"Oi, mate, don't get in that car. There're potatoes around these parts."
by DeusVult Infidels December 16, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato Poop

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP
by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018
mugGet the Potato Poopmug.

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
mugGet the making mashed potatoesmug.

Potato

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato
Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!
by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025
mugGet the Potatomug.

Share this definition