ass suit

someone who is so far up their own ass they wear it as a suit

Jeez that guy is such an ass suit. Did you hear about the diva tantrum he threw the other day. I hope he chokes on his own farts while he's up there

by Nikita Majic January 25, 2011

ass stash

1. Something you have hidden up your ass. Most of the time when your hiding it from authority. After you keestered something, whats in your ass is your ass stash

Example: Prisoner #1-You still got that ass stash?

Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.

by keestermaster February 9, 2010

Astroid Ass

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.

Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!

by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

Grab assing

Horse playin

Stop all your grab assing, And come help us

by ijglkh January 13, 2009

Container Ass

An ass which is only good when viewed in a container, such as jeans. Otherwise it is a big old jiggly ass.

"Man her ass looks real nice in them jeans"
"Dude, its probably just a container ass"

by Deaoay Omtay October 11, 2007

skinny ass

A girl that’s a / has a skinny ass is a beautiful woman that’s skinny but still has a good ass on her. She’s not thick she just has a pretty spectacular ass to hip to waist ratio.

‘Hey Tony, you know Tessa’
‘Yeah John what about her’
‘She’s what some would call a skinny ass’

by 3=>Papi July 14, 2019