Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

your mother

the most sexy beautiful amazing woman in the entire world and your lucky to be birthed by this smexy beast

joe: bro your mother is so beautiful
Andy: brother back off she birthed me
Joe: okay jeez

by shroomy wommy March 01, 2022

Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED

Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 17, 2022

your mother

it is another name for your own female human parent

hey look is that your mother she is pretty your mother. hey don't talk about your mother like that

by NotBizzymcbob January 16, 2020

Your Mother

a fat old pig who never does anything

your mother is fat

by qweyupasdghjklzxcdhghe79ur December 19, 2024

your mother

a milf

“everyone loves your mother”

by your mothers wife July 14, 2023

Your Mother

very fat

DUDE! Nickocado Avocado looks like your mother!

by March 06, 2023