shit projectile

When you shit so hard it shatters the bottom of your toilet

Bro last night, i had shit projectiles and I had to get a new toilet

by Souree666 April 3, 2020

shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes

by Streetworx June 12, 2018

shit sites

sites that come up in google search results that don't actually have what your looking for

I googled it but I just got a bunch of shit sites

by SexyPanda33 January 25, 2011

shit-o'dear

exclamation expressive of several emotions including, but not limited to, disdain, surprise, disbelief, pain, consternation, etc.

Shit-o'dear! This is unbelievable!

by MCPDX June 19, 2010

widget shit

The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.

Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.

by KlausVonKrappen July 23, 2014

Schlitz shits

When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.

by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010

semen shit

after anal sex, the receiver squats and pushes out the semen

...and after i blew my load in her ass, she took a semen shit on my floor...

by Mstr. Bates December 21, 2010