Jam Sandwich

Someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.

Captain Ahab is such a Jam Sandwich at everything. Except hunting whales.

Jam Sandwich by The Goose named Colgate February 21, 2011

Soup Sandwich 

Describing one that is incredulously soft

Oh my god JBae I can't believe your reading chicken soup for the teenage soul, your softer than a soup sandwich

Soup Sandwich by Jonathan Bae April 21, 2008

Gatorade Sandwich 

The act of four men having a gay orgy

Joe : Last night when I was walking home from the club I say a couple of guys having a gatorade sandwich, I almost puked.
Ginny : Im so glad I stayed home tonight thats nasty

Gatorade Sandwich by Gunfree October 30, 2008

Keef Sandwich 

When you a layer of freshly grinded marijuana and pack it into a bowl pipe. The you proceed wit a middle layer of keef (see previous defintions). Lastly you top it with another layer of marijuana. This only can be done with good smoke so don't try it with swag. These type bowls tend to burn slower than common bowls.

Man that keef sandwich had me high as Teradactyl pussy. ^_^

Keef Sandwich by SwaggaRight247 May 14, 2011

Pork Sandwich

Giving sexual intercourse. In reference to providing a dick but can also be used by bitches but that's kinda silly :)

1. Yo bro, what you do with Shanice last night? Dogs, I gave her a pork sandwich.

2. Yo bro, you give that bitch a pork sandwich? Yes, I did.

Pork Sandwich by Robert Pruitt January 2, 2013

Old Pink Steak Sandwich

Yet another word for a vagina.

I went out last night and this bitch invited me back to her place to eat the old pink steak sandwich. I said I would, if I could give her a strawberry shortcake. You should see her face today!

Old Pink Steak Sandwich by Sue_Ellen1 February 2, 2009

Ham Sandwich

A mean of ham and bread that fat people enjoy eating.

"Mamma Katz died by choking on a ham sandwich"

Ham Sandwich by dogwatch September 26, 2006