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The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.
Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
by felix844 July 2, 2012
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Real g’s

Apple

1. the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food.
Tom: You bro aren’t all real g’s apples

Bro:yes
by Bigleoth August 23, 2019
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Real

really; very.
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.
Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Real McCoy

The Real McCoy. A term used by influential people when they meet a non- influential person and discovers within a few minutes that this person is Real, as in should be very influential and if given the opportunity should be rewarded as such. Qualifies as an elite.
I attended a job interview, and the first question the Managing Director asks is, " Where would you like to be in this company in the next five years". A very quick reply from Brian was, " Sitting on the other side of this desk". The M.D. replied, " Mate, your the Real McCoy, when do you want to start".
by Brian Young June 22, 2023
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Get real nice

When you get confident from out of nowhere.
I feel nervous about my speech. I need to get real nice.
by Trashmenger September 2, 2023
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