Self played

Played by yourself.

He/she tried to slowly drive so many people crazy/play so many people, he/she wound up having something wrong with him/her. He/she was self played.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2020

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He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020

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coke playing

When you spill coca cola all over your keyboard while gameing

He was coke playing yesterday so he is looking for a new keyboard

by Protocolmess June 16, 2020

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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

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Triple play

Triple play: When atleast 3 holes of a womans body are being utilized.

Jimmy loves to triple play his wife. Her mouth is always full, and definitely has one in the pink and one in the stink.

by Foreskin Mc Adams July 2, 2020

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Played out

when something is obviously fake or fraudulent. As if it was written as a play for a stage, and then its 'played out'. It's 'acted out'.

Man1: "Man hollywood pedophiles been doing this shit for years, and nobody's talking about it"
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."

by The Gainzer (From PA) September 2, 2020

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