Penis Gangrene

When your penis has been insulted so much by, lovers, potential lovers, other males/students/peers, that what little blood you already had flowing into it now stops, cutting off your circulation and causing your penis to, blacken, shrivel, dry up, and then promptly fall off. This then spreads to other parts of the body until death but, you are writhing in SO much pain from your overly circumcised chumpy chode, that you don't even notice it.

Person #1:"Fuck man! I got Penis Gangrene!"
Person #2: "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FAGGOT!"

by UDIFGH January 11, 2018

Pork penis

A penis that’s big and fat and look like a pig

Tell him to suck my pork penis!

by Adalina October 5, 2017

melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS

Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.

by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

dom penis

The smallest penis in the world

did you buy a dom penis?

by Shpooky Sideborns April 14, 2017

penis colossus

A penis so colossus it blocks the sun.

Wow Billy that's a penis colossus.

by PurplePanda11979 July 15, 2017

mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second

Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now

by Hentiatits February 23, 2018

adderall penis

A side effect in which your penis will not be able to get hard and/or will pee a lot.

This will usually last 6 hours on generic (IR - Instant Release) adderall and 12 hours on extended release.

I tried having sex but I had adderall penis.

by EazieWeezie May 8, 2018