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michael watson

a guy who pulls chodes in clubs with his bezzer ben shippy, ben shippy is a fucking stud though
by championoftheslit December 8, 2013
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michael steven hill

One badass mother fucker. Fearless, ruthless, gangsta. Strong as a lion and as rough as a grizzly. Doesnt like to do alot of messin around highly respected as a leader in a pack of wolves. As handsome as a chiseled greek god and highly intelligent as a man comes. A force to be reckoned with and the woman adore such a man they tend to him as a king fanning his highness with giant leave massaging his huge thighs and feeding him the finest grapes found in the garden. Such a masterpiece of god.
by imsoalpha May 2, 2015
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Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger
Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.
by Bobster90 May 18, 2015
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Michael Bratton

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.
Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!
by whatabutthole August 3, 2015
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Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016
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Michael Jordy Ortiz

Some who is being Gay-Hitler
Bryan is being Michael Jordy Ortiz
by Spaztrooper October 17, 2016
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michael omilon

Badass mawfukka you don't wanna meet in the streets, but if you get a chance to experience him, he's a freak in the sheetz.
Michael omilon's one bad ass mawfukka, I seen him Superman a badass hoe.
by Omilon December 20, 2016
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