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Life Preserver

"did you see the life preservers on that chick?!?"
by Tongtatatatong May 22, 2010
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lose life

An insult. Similar to telling someone to Get lost, Get real, stop being silly, that's rediculous etc...
by Ron Follgard June 29, 2006
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Relay for Life

An overnight fund-raiding event held by the American Cancer Society. Made to raise money towards the cure for cancer. Those that participate donate. Tents are set up throughout a field. Traditions include walking around a track, forming the word "HOPE" using luminaries (can be bought by anyone to devote to a cancer victim they have known), and three ceremonies "Celebrate", "Remember", "Fight Back".

Although a lot of money is usually gathered and it is a touching experience (expect much crying), it is mostly looked forward to by kids due to the hooking up and drugs.

6 PM-10PM: This is the time period where everyone actually has energy. Game of duck, duck, goose held by grown teenagers. Soccer ball passing. Tennis passing. Lacrosse passing. A game of football. A tent with a dvd player playing a horror film.

11PM-3AM: People from where the event is held leave and all that are left are the kids that go to the school the event is being held at. This is the time period where people sneak off and chew their dip and smoke joints. Also the time period for each group to have their own game of truth or dare (beware of many people being dared to put their mouth somewhere on another person)

4AM-12PM: Some guys are fretting that they have not gotten their goal of getting pussy done and therefore confront the first whore they can think of. Open legs. Regret. Passed out kids. Insanely tired people who pulled an all-nighter.
I hooked up with 4 guys at the Relay for Life.
by Keep On the Grass July 22, 2009
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Pdog for life

A blooming teenager that has finally hit puberty, he yells alot and screams at people for no reason. His background on his Ipod is that of a blue waffle. Sounds like a kid who happened to come across a deep voiced man when he entered high school. He plays World of Warcraft 24 / 7. He has no life outside of his house.
Pdog for life: Bigbird!!! You whine and complain to much! Now freaking use Arcane Intelligence.
by Domaku July 17, 2010
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nice life

implying that the person has a "nice life"
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
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Second Life

Second life is the landfill of the world wide web. A place to go when you want to act out a life that would otherwise get you locked up, killed or possibly leave with one if not many deadly infections. The one positive or useful feature on the website that is the fact that if you are looking for a murderer or child rapist and have the resources to monitor second life for a single 72 hour period then you are almost guaranteed to find them them there.
Did you see the news last night about the cops catching a murderer on second life?. They also found a pedo two lost goats and a guy wanted for raping a horse too.
by saharadryhumor January 19, 2015
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fast life

in the wise words of Sandra to a one tomeslice and evlad, "don't u go living the fast life."
the fast life (n): blackout nights, blackout girls, shanking feet, girls wanting to throw up all over, thinking you can drink 48 beers by yourself, pregnant hooters waitresses, stupid questions, house music, creeping up behind gals shirtless, a whole lotta C game, and finally- one night of debauchery equals 2 weeks of regret.
conversation while living the fast life:

south beach girl # 42: "fuck you"
evlad "yo, did u see my game? she wants me"
marc: "shut-up you're an idiot"
anthony: "yo i saw that evlad she wanted you"
tomeslice: "20 bucks says she didnt want you"
anthony: "i'll take that bet, i'm not paying for this club"
scott "can i hit evan?"
evlad: "i go to UF"
by TL and JE January 13, 2008
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