Mechanics law

Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .

Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.

But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .

In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.

Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.

by P. Alejandro Martinez Jr. BEBO June 15, 2024

half-aunt-in-law

1- Half-pibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-aunt.

half-aunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

BS from law

BS from law is that guy that somehow pulls a million women but cannot keep a single one.

He also does not pay for coffee.

"wow that dude is such a BS from law, he got ghosted by ANOTHER girl"

by BS from law May 2, 2023

Law of Demonstration

The law of demonstration is a subset of Murphy’s law and works in two ways. A functioning process will not work when demonstrated, but a broken process will work perfectly. E.g. when trying to show IT an issue your computer is having, the issue will not occur.

“I was walking a colleague through a new process I created yesterday, but it just wouldn’t work. When I ran it by myself later, it was just fine!”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”

by anonymous October 13, 2025

Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"

You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.

by mr purple nz August 24, 2023

half-nephew-in-law

1- Half-nibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-nephew.

half-nephew-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Ekul's Law

Ekul's Law: When a multiplayer video game is created, there begins an invisible timer that suggests that, as time passes, the game will introduce goofy/whimsical or ridiculous collaborative skins in order to financially support and stay relevant as a Live Service Game

In accordance with Ekul's Law, Call of Duty invetiablying created "Lilith" and "Inarius" operator skins, from Blizzard's popular MMORPG 'Diablo 4' in order to stay relevant and entice long time players to continue buying cosmetics to support their live servie multiplayer video game.

The law applies as Lilith" and "Inarius" are not military themed, and are both collaborative in nature, as well as goofy, as they do not match the military setting.

by DrCrustyKillz November 28, 2023