By the way

An expression used to change the subject to what one REALLY wants to talk about.

"...so that's how we'll do that thing. By the way, did you see that fine piece of ass walk by a minute ago?"

by Gundamnitall August 10, 2021

The Way Of The Douche

A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.

Pro Tips:

- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.

If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".

"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""

"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."

"Whoa."

by Kittles48 September 19, 2018

Jackson's way

When him/her give a handjob in the dennys parking lot with blue and red hot icing untell he blows a load on the food of choice and yell SHAZAM!

Did you like it Jackson's way

by Big gumper July 28, 2025

Way-Tight

Adjective; A verb (over) used by BRO's to describe something that is cool, beneficial or otherwise agreeable.

"This new tattoo on my ass is Way-Tight!"

by Brother Karp November 16, 2011

Wrong Way Adam

When you go the wrong way and own goal in a game, or simply just stuff things up yet again.

Wrong Way Adam came about when Adam decided to continually own goal against his own team, furthermore making small mistakes which make you lose yet another game... Don't be an Adam

by CLurban September 11, 2021

Corn Three Way

When 2 women use an ear of corn as a double headed dildo and the man eats the corn.

Jill, Tom, and Julia had a corn three way last night.

by MANBlossom August 30, 2022

Trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome

And it's not even about the MONEY really. It's trying to steal it from me in a way that leaves me no recourse but at the same time in very public. You know you are letting those retards talk you into letting them steal it. But I just don't have to let them.

Hym "No Jordan you know that does not apply to this. This is you trying to take something away from me and then using my words as pretense. You don't get to take anything away from me. If you're just allowed to take thing from me we all know exactly what I'm going to take from the rest of them. You wany to deny me my every vapid desire. So now you are trying to not do what I want in a way that achieves your desired outcome and trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome in a way that requires me to do what you want instead. But I don't have to let you be an invisible barrier to my desire or even needs you cynically believe are desires. If you want me to follow ANY rule, Jordan, you need to enforce THIS SPECIFIC ONE. The one that says HE is not allowed to STEAL, Jordan. Like your book you love so much. That specific thing. I'll take that one, I'll take the stalking one, and hey I'll even take the harassment one. The only reason you are not enforcing the rules on me is to get away with breaking it yourself. I could have said the same thing to the managers at the group home."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025