hot lips 

1. A complimentary term used to finalise emails or text messages to a loved one.
2. A term used when calling upon a loved one or close friend.
3. A term used when descibing an attractive female friend to ones male freinds.

1. Love you, Hot lips... x x x
2. Hey Hot lips!
3. That Amelia, shes such a hot lips

hot lips by JB40k October 31, 2005

hot lunch 

latin: Cacatus manduco
The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump."
From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

The sexual pleasure of the Hot Lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of cump.

hot lunch by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

hot mess express

defining a set or sets of women that have nothing going for them...the leader of a group that has no restriction to what she wears or how she carries herself...

"Seriously, did you see Lisa Hopper...such a hot mess express..."

hot mess express by Hlove.B.I.C September 20, 2009

hot knocker hanson 

a phrase describing a girl with enormous breasts. It is customary to then lightly slap one or both of her hot knockers while exclaiming "I want me some hot knocker hanson"
*Please note that you should only practice this with someone who is comfortable with you grabbing their red light area.

Damn, she's a hot knocker hanson

hot knocker hanson by miss colleen August 8, 2008

hot air 

gaseous substance that occupies the majority of a homosapins cranium

"your head is full of hot air"

hot air by blackpoem October 29, 2012

hot pita pocket with extra sprouts 

When you fart in a girls mouth and then make her eat your ass hair.

Yo, i gave that biatch the ol' hot pita pocket with extra sprouts last night

hot pita pocket with extra sprouts by Mark Elliott October 25, 2006

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

Hot Plate by Nettled October 10, 2003