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Horse

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This is a four legged ball of love that constantly needs cuddles and a special mixture of oats, hay, and a bit of water. They can connect with humans through the mind and become one. Nobody can take these beauties down! They are often floofy and lazy. They can also be energetic and non-floofy. If you see a horse either pet it, or don't because sometimes they will bit your arm off... oh well!
Do you see that horse in the field?

My cousin Janet had a horse once, you can tell because she only has one arm.
by Horselover215 July 6, 2020
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Horse thing thing man

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A man who works with animals, ghosts and spirits.
by Horse Mann August 17, 2020
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Horse

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A term used to describe a basketball player who grabs lots of rebounds
Jason is an absolute Horse on the boards today
by MegaHawk August 19, 2020
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Horse cockery

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Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 4, 2020
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Horse’s Ass

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A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer
Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass
by TiberiusC October 8, 2020
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It’s the beautiful Rachel. She just has those “vibes.”
Oh my gosh, Rachel is such a horse girl.
by Horsegirlsfriend October 10, 2020
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Horse face

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The definition of a face on which looks like the back ass end of a horse
When horse face speaks, I am reminded that I am talking to someone who looks like a horse
by Borderline stark November 13, 2020
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