Ass-Book

When sitting on your phone, you update you Facebook status without knowing it. (Ass booked, Ass-Booking)

Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is going on with your Facebok status?"

Person 2: "Oh, I must have been Ass-Booking while I was in the DMV."

by Cross194 July 4, 2010

ass broke

No money at all and none coming in.

Unemployment ran out and I have no leads. I'm ass broke!!!

by therealpatriot August 5, 2010

ratty-ass

An object or person that is in bad condition. Having fallen into a state of disrepair or deterioration, as through neglect; broken-down and shabby.

Did you see those ratty-ass jeans that ho was wearing?

by Andy T. February 2, 2006

ass magician

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007

Container Ass

An ass which is only good when viewed in a container, such as jeans. Otherwise it is a big old jiggly ass.

"Man her ass looks real nice in them jeans"
"Dude, its probably just a container ass"

by Deaoay Omtay October 11, 2007

ass janitor

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

Grab assing

Horse playin

Stop all your grab assing, And come help us

by ijglkh January 13, 2009