Facebook Humor 

When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.

"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"

"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"

Time for a little facebook humor.

Facebook Humor by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011

Facebook Distraction 

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.

-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction

Facebook Distraction by Blofu February 13, 2012

facebook whore 

Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.

Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.

Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.

facebook whore by JohnDeereCamo February 24, 2012

Facebook F5'er 

A person posts on their wall something they think is so great or funny; they continuously hit F5 in hopes of catching an immediate reply.

Now this (showing a picture of a car license plate) is how I really feel about Republicans...then hits F5 to see immediate reponses...(that's a facebook F5'er)

Facebook F5'er by rosecitymike June 14, 2012

facebook fairy godmother 

Your mother or father's FB friends, or your extended family members who always leave supportive comments.

You: I got a C on my math test...
Facebook Fairy Godmother: You're so smart! I'm so proud of you! Keep up the good work! You're amazing and clever and you did better than a lot of people, still!

facebook fairy godmother by Cameron Fletcher June 30, 2012

Facebook funeral 

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.

He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.

Facebook funeral by GotLix August 30, 2012

Facebook frenzy

When an certain event happens and every friend you have updates their status about it.

It's the first snow of the year and there's a Facebook frenzy where everyone is posting about the fact that is snowing like the sky itself is falling.

Facebook frenzy by LovesDogs77 October 5, 2012